This blog is all about the unbelievably crazy, weird, and bizarre profiles I find on free Internet dating sites. Ladies and gentlemen- If you don’t want your face and profile description posted on this blog, THEN DON’T LIE! Don’t post inaccurate, unbelievable, laughable, stupid-ass photos of yourself or say crazy shit in your profile! If you do, you will make it onto this blog, and I will mock you unceasingly! With that being said- Let the fun begin!
Thursday, February 28, 2013
This Is My Warm, Snuggly, Safe Guy Look
Headline: lookin for a nice woman that don't care
Stats:
30 yrs old, drinks at least 3 times a week, longest relationship was less than a year long, works as sales associate at a discount store.
About Me:
hows it going you can call me [REMOVED].not much to tell bout me i'm turning a new leaf on life.but feel free to ask about me.oh yea and i don't drive so if thats a problem then move on from my profile.well if you are still here and like what you read hit me up.also i'm good for conversations.i don't expect much from this site just to talk to people.
First Date:
up for anything
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Blogger Commentary:
Hey, Keanu Reeves (from the Matrix) called and wants his "look" back! He doesn't drive huh? Probably a by-product of his drinking at least 3 times a week! He's looking for a "nice woman that don't care" - you gotta love a guy who sets the bar low. Anything over that mark is just a bonus to him!
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