This Is My First Impression- And This Is As Good As I Get!

About Me:
I'M A [REMOVED] KAT ORIGINALLY , BUT HAVE LIVED IN [REMOVED] FOR GOING ON 17 YRS NOW . I'M A [REMOVED] RAISED KID THAT HAPPENS TO BE BLESSED WITH A TON OF GREAT
FRIENDS AND A GIANT , WONDERFUL , SUPPORTING FAMILY!!! I LOVE BEING CREATIVE LIKE DRAWING , WRITING AND MOSTLY I LOVE GETTING OUTSIDE AND DOING ALL THAT NATURE STUFF AS IN HIKING ,SNOWBOARDING, ANYTHING THAT INVOLVES THE GREAT OUTDOORS. I WROTE A BOOK TITLED , [REMOVED] . THANKS FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT WORLD !! WE ALL BLEED RED SO IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER , WE ARE ALL BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THIS EARTH AND WE NEED TO START CARING FOR EACH OTHER AS HUMAN BEINGS DaS11:18)10.I LOVE ALL MUSIC AND LOVE HITTING UP SHOWS THE LAST ONE I WENT TO WAS GWAR , CRADLE OF FILTH ,AND OZZFEST IN [REMOVED] , I MISS GOING TO SHOWS , BUT I'VE BEEN REALLY BUSY WORKING AND WRITING i'm a fun loving , honest and caring guy . Lifes to short to sweat the small stuff so that's why i live by an idgaf kinda attitude . I really don't care what people think about me because I know I'm one sexy beast with a heart of gold!!

First Date:
HIT UP A STARBUCKS AND TALK TO GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER . PICNIC IN THE PARK . I REALLY HAVEN'T DATED ANYONE FOR A WHILE SO WHATEVER IS CLEVER WITH ME , I'M EASY ..BUT NOT THAT EASY ..(;,
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Blogger Commentary:
So this guy fancies himself a writer (published a book) I have real doubts about the book given the profile he just wrote. What's with all the shouting in caps? His grammar has something to be desired as well!

So his one and only profile pic is of him just rolling out of bed with his pajama pants on? Wow ladies it can only get better from here!

He may need to ask his mom (whose couch he probably lives on) if it's ok if you come over! lol.


Now tighten up your pajama bottoms and shuffle on over to those ads and click away! This boy's gotta make some money to buy a PopTart or something.!

Looks Like Class- Speaks Like Ass!

About Me:
I always keep it real i don't have time for fake people if your fake keep it pushin. i'm not here looking for a relationship because i already have a man but due to him not being around at this time i still have my needs. i am not interested in bi men sorry but that is just a huge turn off to me, sorry i am not bi never have been and never will be i'm strictly d***y. if you choose to hit me up please keep it 100 because i don't do games, nor am I the type of female that ever chases after a man.

i'm also not interested in anyone younger then 25 or older then 38
if you send me a chat invite and i decline it i declined it for a reason so don't b**ch up and send me a P***y asz email take it for what it is...also if you choose to message me and i say i'm not interested just leave it at that THERE IS NO WHY I AM SIMPLY JUST NOT INTERESTED. If you chose to get at me please come correct bcuz i'm not the type that will tolerate being disrespected. IT IS SO ANNOYING WHEN I GET MESSAGES ASKING ME WHAT I'M LOOKING IFOR LOL IF YOU ARE THE TYPE TO ASK THEN I'M REALLY NOT LOOKING FOR YOU
ps
if u chose to hit me up please come at me better then "whats up" ya gotta atleast give me something to respond to. Also i'm seriously not here for online play..thats just not my style why would i ever want to pretend when i can always have the real thing to me that is a waste of time and fake...and i'm far from fake

LOOK JUS CUZ I'M HERE FOR INTIMATE ENCOUNTER DO NOT COME AT ME SIDEWAYS N DISRESPECTFUL CUZ IF U WANNA COME AT A B*TCH LIKE THAT I GOT NO PROBLEM GOIN TOE TO TOE WIT YO ASZ BELIEVE THAT.

KISSES
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Blogger Commentary:
It seems I always find perfect "matches" while doing this blog! The guy below her is looking for exactly the same thing!

Now I'm wondering, with these girls who are just looking for sex, it seems that most of them have a belief that to be a girl who just wants sex (which is ok- we appreciate her honesty), why do they feel that they gotta come off all gangster scary like? This girl is not bad looking, but her gangster mouth is killing it (the mood that is).

If she spoke like an articulate woman and still just wanted sex, she would probably have much more luck- and higher quality men.

Now march that gangsta-fied mouse of yours on over to those ads and click away on them like you want send this girl to college or something!

No Skills Here- Just A Hunk Of Meat.....Well If That's What You're Into.....COOL!

Profession: Modeling
Headline: tall dark sexy model
About Me:
LOOKING TO BE A BOYTOY... i love art. i do some modeling sometimes too but not really into it. i am very busy with my studies and not looking for anything serious right now. i am just looking 4 a nice girl who doesn't mind meeting up on occasion to have some long, hot, hard sex! I do have a picture--can email it to you if interested

First Date:
chat a bit, then off of to the jungle
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Blogger Commentary:
Ahhh another guy who as found his only real value to society! He must have realized that since he's probably dumb as hell, which is why he didn't even bother photographing his face. He is just going to exploit his only asset (for now) which is his body.

Ladies, he seems somewhat self-absorbed. If you do get with this guy, be prepared for a selfish douche bag at least. Also be prepared for someone who lacks skill.  What you'll get is a Neanderthal hunk of meat who does all but bring his caveman club to bed!

Now drag your knuckles on over to those ads and click away like a caveman beating down his next meal!

Look At Me! I'm About To Become A Statistic!

Headline: They call me BigBooty for a reason
About Me:
1.) My hobbies include walking on the beach, dancing on tables at parties, sleeping naked, reading 50 shades of grey, hanging out with my friends.


2.) I am definitely loud and confident at everything I do.....especially in the sheets ;)

3.) I love gospel music.

4.) I love statistics

5.) I love caterpillars

6.) I take a shot once a day.

7. Hope you can handle me :)
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Blogger Commentary:
......Now I know that some girls like to listen to music while having sex, I wonder if while she's being confident in the sheets, that she likes to listen to gospel music at the same time?

She loves statistics too- this is good, because there are plenty statistics on young girls who behave irresponsibly- to wit:

Date rape
Pregnancy
STD's
Arrest
DUI

At least she is somewhat literate- what with reading 50 Shades of Grey and all. She likes to keep fit by walking on the beach (probably because all her friends left her face-down drunk, and she walks home frequently). Dancing on the table (I guess that's exercise too).

Before you go double-clickin' away on those ads, you may want to wipe your mouse off (safety first, I say). Show me the statistics of that AdSense revenue!

Adonis Tiger Blood Drinkin' Man Seeks Female Worshiper

 

Headline: This nice guy does not finish last
About Me:
Thanks for looking at my profile I wonder if you hate reading these as much as I do typing this out.

A little about me a white 31 year old prof male that just completed my MBA so I am looking to let some steam off.

My stats are 6'2", 215lbs, w an athletic build and very fit. I work out 5-6 days a week and eat healthy but I do like to have my fun too, sometimes I admit it does get the better of me. I am a huge sports fan, yes Eagles, Phillies, and Flyers dont have to be a sports fan but it would be nice to have that in common.

Adventure is a big part of my life so if you like motorcycles, amusement parks, sky diving, and bungee jumping we should talk. Pretty much open minded and willing to give anything a try.

Guess what makes me different is what you see is what you get I dont hide who I am nor should you. I am genuine, honest, sincere but dont let that fool you I know what I want and get it. Not the type that like to sit on his ass saying what he wants to do and never does.

So if you read this far feel free to say hi, I promise I wont bite, unless you want me too (Oh yeah I am a little sarcastic sometimes.)'




PS. I had a stalker on another site and it was full of drama. So I am little hesitant about putting other pics up but do have them in private.

First Date:
I do like the conventional dinner and movie date but not for a first. I like fun, I am speed freak, so first date would have to be an amusement park (I love roller coasters), the zoo, white water rafting, rock climbing just something out of the box and different.
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Blogger Commentary:
This guy reminds me of Charlie Sheen- WINNING!! It's good that guys have high levels of testosterone - it's what separates the men from the boys right? This guy seriously needs to dial it down a bit.

I'm glad that he specified in his profile that he is a white male- because that's not obvious in looking at his photos (well not counting the blurred photo- what the hell is that about anyway?!)

It's interesting how all of his photos are "self-portraits" ......What's-a-matter muscle boy, nobody can stand to be around you long enough to take your photo?

Women, to hang with this guy, you just may need to pop a couple shots of testosterone yourself to match the megalomania oozing from this guy.


Now that you're all amped-up on the masculinity oozing from this guy, run on over to the ads here and don't just single or double click on them TRIPLE CLICK ON ALL OF THEM!!

Circus Freak- Sideshow Sally

Stats:
Profession: Snake oil salesman

About Me:
I'm fueled by curiosity and a lack of impulse control. I'm a hot mess. I don't know if my life is meant to be one big surprise adventure after another or if maybe one day I'll settle down. I like to feel special and needed. I think I'm smart and well rounded and interesting. I'm not drowning, but I'm sure as hell not saved. I can be abrasive and tactless at times, but I'm a sweetheart and don't mean any harm.
Books: I like to read neurology textbooks. Charles Bukowski makes me feel pretty. Henry Miller makes me want to write. The Phantom Tollbooth always makes me smile. Sometimes I read biographies. Louis L'Amour makes me wish I was a pioneer. H.L. Mencken's written volumes on the American language and I love reading them. I'm always interested in reading something new... recommendations anyone?
Music: I've been told I have poor quality control so I won't go into specifics.
Movies: I like having Spaghetti Western marathons. I like watching movies about the circus and sideshows. Italian horror is beautiful and grotesque and I love it. I love the classics... black & white and technicolor. W.C. Fields cracks me up. Katherine Hepburn's laugh is amazing. Musicals starring Danny Kaye fill me with joy. Werner Herzog is my favorite director. A few other favorite directors are: David Cronenberg, Harmony Korine, Jan Svankmajer, Alejandro Jodorowsky, John Waters, Herschell Gordon Lewis, Mario Van Peebles, Sergio Leone...
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Blogger Commentary:
Well perhaps I have found a match for the freak below this post! No face tats on this girl, and for that we thank you! But she seems just as weird!

Now I'm gonna do a bit of snake oil salesmanship of my own and ask that you click on all the ads around this post!

Look What The Devil Spawned! -Run Away!!

Stats:
Education: High School
Profession: Construction
No Children

Headline: Why do Humans make me hide?????????
About Me:
I love books more than I like most people and even love the smell of a new book.
I hope one day to have my own personal library where I can lock myself up in for days at a time.
I love an intelligent conversation and without this there can be nothing further.
What else can I write but that I'm a very sarcastic person and i have a dry sense of humor.


and I'm the Devil
and also a priest with all honesty

Shall I elaborate further, well I'm kinder than most, I care more than most, and I do more than most! I am personally at the point where I should never trust a single person ever and all I really wanted is little and insignificant just honesty and trust which is so hard to come by these days! But by all means prove me wrong I'm waiting for someone with intelligence and while your at it pick up your pitchforks and torches and kill the monster
I love the sound of a piano and the sound of the ocean, I like to travel with nothing but my own two feet and I love to help people even when it's not in my best interest
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Blogger Commentary:
Now I've never been one to conform to "social norms" but REALLY DUDE? This guy may have the perception that HE is the "normal" one and that the rest of us are the abnormal,  he can think what he wants to think, but he better not be all shocked and shaken and feeling "misunderstood" when society as a whole flatly shuns him.

There may be a girl just as fringe as him (just check this blog), and for the sake of all of us, I seriously hope he finds her.

Now before you perform an exorcism on your computer, click on a few ads around this post and pray for the best!