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Profession: Snake oil salesman
About Me:
I'm fueled by curiosity and a lack of impulse control. I'm a hot mess. I don't know if my life is meant to be one big surprise adventure after another or if maybe one day I'll settle down. I like to feel special and needed. I think I'm smart and well rounded and interesting. I'm not drowning, but I'm sure as hell not saved. I can be abrasive and tactless at times, but I'm a sweetheart and don't mean any harm.
Books: I like to read neurology textbooks. Charles Bukowski makes me feel pretty. Henry Miller makes me want to write. The Phantom Tollbooth always makes me smile. Sometimes I read biographies. Louis L'Amour makes me wish I was a pioneer. H.L. Mencken's written volumes on the American language and I love reading them. I'm always interested in reading something new... recommendations anyone?
Music: I've been told I have poor quality control so I won't go into specifics.
Movies: I like having Spaghetti Western marathons. I like watching movies about the circus and sideshows. Italian horror is beautiful and grotesque and I love it. I love the classics... black & white and technicolor. W.C. Fields cracks me up. Katherine Hepburn's laugh is amazing. Musicals starring Danny Kaye fill me with joy. Werner Herzog is my favorite director. A few other favorite directors are: David Cronenberg, Harmony Korine, Jan Svankmajer, Alejandro Jodorowsky, John Waters, Herschell Gordon Lewis, Mario Van Peebles, Sergio Leone...
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Blogger Commentary:
Well perhaps I have found a match for the freak below this post! No face tats on this girl, and for that we thank you! But she seems just as weird!
Now I'm gonna do a bit of snake oil salesmanship of my own and ask that you click on all the ads around this post!
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