Headline: They call me BigBooty for a reason
About Me:
1.) My hobbies include walking on the beach, dancing on tables at parties, sleeping naked, reading 50 shades of grey, hanging out with my friends.
2.) I am definitely loud and confident at everything I do.....especially in the sheets ;)
3.) I love gospel music.
4.) I love statistics
5.) I love caterpillars
6.) I take a shot once a day.
7. Hope you can handle me :)
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Blogger Commentary:
......Now I know that some girls like to listen to music while having sex, I wonder if while she's being confident in the sheets, that she likes to listen to gospel music at the same time?
She loves statistics too- this is good, because there are plenty statistics on young girls who behave irresponsibly- to wit:
Date rape
Pregnancy
STD's
Arrest
DUI
At least she is somewhat literate- what with reading 50 Shades of Grey and all. She likes to keep fit by walking on the beach (probably because all her friends left her face-down drunk, and she walks home frequently). Dancing on the table (I guess that's exercise too).
Before you go double-clickin' away on those ads, you may want to wipe your mouse off (safety first, I say). Show me the statistics of that AdSense revenue!
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