This blog is all about the unbelievably crazy, weird, and bizarre profiles I find on free Internet dating sites. Ladies and gentlemen- If you don’t want your face and profile description posted on this blog, THEN DON’T LIE! Don’t post inaccurate, unbelievable, laughable, stupid-ass photos of yourself or say crazy shit in your profile! If you do, you will make it onto this blog, and I will mock you unceasingly! With that being said- Let the fun begin!
Friday, March 15, 2013
50 Shades Of Grey? (He Would Like To Think So) WARNING! EXPLICIT CONTENT!!
Headline: rub my lips on it kiss both thighs
About Me:
what i said and do on my page is me and how i feel if i speak or say something to u dont mean i want you am going to say do what i feel on my page u dont like kick a wheel am doing me i like to have fun express my self
First Date:
Cradled between your tender thighs
I lift you to my mouth.
The abundance of your wetness greets me
and my mouth overflows with your warm essence.
Your sweet taste is on my tongue
and your fragrance delights my senses.
No gentle lick this visit.
No bashful cautious approach
For I wish to consume you.
Push against my hungry mouth
As the tip of my tongue slides up the slippery furrow
that welcomes me between rows of delicate pink petals.
Thrust against my generous tongue.
Show me the power of your desire
for my oral caress.
My exploring tongue lifts the hood
and finds your smooth firm pearl.
You squeal in that unique way,
signaling that I have found your special spot.
I harden in response.
My jaws protests what my open mouth provides
but I am unrelenting in my gift,
intent only on your fulfillment.
I feel your body tense,
and you are quiet now...
Concentrating... bearing down.
Soon now my love,
ecstasy approaches.
You push hard and fast against my tongue,
shameless in using me
and I so willingly comply
until you cry out...
and in your satisfaction,
I will find mine,
But mine will be the greater.
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Blogger Commentary:
This guy I believe fancies himself as a "Christian Grey" from the "mommy porn" series: 50 Shades of Grey.
He apparently has nothing else to offer you other than quotes from an adult novel he picked up somewhere, and his wannabe LL Cool J lip lick.
WHAT AN IDIOT!! lol.
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Oh good grief! Are there women that fall for this shit! His poetic injustice is blatantly a ruse...to lure women that think with their vagina.
ReplyDeleteHe can't form a comprehensible sentence in the 'about me' then rattles off some paperpack novel soft porn titilations and this is the extent of his FIRST date plans.
My first thought...STDs!
I guess if he only used his mouth for cunnilingus and not for speaking, I might be able to close my eyes lay back and.....
uh no...probably not. I need a man that knows how to articulate not plagiarize.