This blog is all about the unbelievably crazy, weird, and bizarre profiles I find on free Internet dating sites. Ladies and gentlemen- If you don’t want your face and profile description posted on this blog, THEN DON’T LIE! Don’t post inaccurate, unbelievable, laughable, stupid-ass photos of yourself or say crazy shit in your profile! If you do, you will make it onto this blog, and I will mock you unceasingly! With that being said- Let the fun begin!
Monday, March 25, 2013
Hey Cinderella, I Got Your Lost Slipper Here! I Hope It's A 10 1/2!!
Profession: Nissan,footlocker, metro parks
About Me:
I'm very silly always having and lookin for a good tim$e u will always hav a good time wit me I have 3 jobs an a full time student an also teach swim lessons an water aerobic class so in very busy so when I'm free I hav to hav fun an be in stress free environment jus lookin for a good time all expenses on me get at yo boy if u lookin for a good time
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Blogger Commentary:
First of all, you gotta love that his main profile pic is on a bike that he obviously couldn't afford, which is why he is posed in a motorcycle dealership! WTF! Let's go to a Ferrari dealership to snap a photo of me sitting in a car I'll never own! Who does this! HONESTLY? - Oh yeah, the same guy that overextends his Footlocker employee discount!
Well if you're into guys who pose on motorcycles they can't afford, horde Footlocker shoes, has horrible grammar, and guides you to their Instagram page [NOT LISTED], this is your boy! You're gonna love him - for like 30 seconds- and then you'll want to RUN!
Now slip on a pair of those $115.95 pair of Nike's (discounted down to $79.95) and start tappin' those ads to the right and bottom of this post!!
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