Jesus Freak Is....Well.....JUST A FREAK!

About Me:
The key to any success begins with our Heavenly Father and His Holy Son Jesus Christ, honesty and truth.

I was born and raised in Charleston, SC. After high school, I joined the Army and completed three combat tours. I decided to get out and pursue a college education, in which I graduated with my Master's. I love to learn. I enjoy anything that can challenge me intellectually; however, that doesn't mean drama or playing silly-little mind games. Be true to yourself, and anyone you invite into your life. I also enjoy the performing arts, romanticism and history. I believe intelligence is a natural aphrodisiac, in all sense of the word. I would like to meet someone that has common interests, is intelligent, believes in God, family-oriented, believes in communication and is in tune with her self and surroundings. I would like to meet and make new friends and go from there. I love to laugh and make people laugh, so a sense of humor is a must. I know we all have had bad experiences in the past, but don't judge me from your past experiences, I won't. Honesty is a huge plus with me.

This may sound like I'm jaded but I'm really not. I have a sense of humor and I do try and find humor in situations.

Sorry to emphasize this; however, please make sure that the pictures you have posted are rather recent and not older than 6 months. Sorry, there's a story there.

If you are currently married and, here's the kicker:

don't want to be; and/or,
think that the two of you may separate; and/or,
he is not home enough; and/or,
he won't watch Friends/Mad About You/Golden Girls with you twice a day or crime episodes all day; and/or,
think that he doesn't love you anymore; and/or,
tired of being married; and/or,
just looking for some thing on the side; and/or,
or whatever sorry excuse you may conjure up, DO NOT RESPOND PLEASE! I am not into that; not now, not ever.

I do try to make light of some women that I have encountered. One more rant and I'm done. Please pay attention to this part, it's also very important. Please, please, please don't ever ever ever e-mail me if:

-You can't read this ON YOUR OWN, or don't understand my profile.
-You don't know where you live (what city).
-You have more facial/chest/back or for that matter, body hair, than men.
-If your idea of a fun-filled night includes checking in every place we go, on your phone, so you can be the "mayor" of that place.
-You have to have an alcoholic drink on a daily basis or your idea of a good time must involve alcohol.
-If the words in your profile are merely a quote from someone not yourself.
-The only few pictures you "happen to have" of yourself are older than 6-7 months because you "are always the one taking pictures and find it hard to take one of" yourself.
-Fi yuo cnt spel like i kan.
-If you feel the need to e-mail me and criticize my profile, tell me how jaded I am, blah blah blah, you are definitely one of the weird and psychotic women that I am making reference about. If this offends you, :)
-You just started telling your parents 6 months ago that you love them because you are not "an emotional person."
-Think it might be fun for me to join in a sexual encounter with your husband/boyfriend and you or have them watch you and I have sex.
-"Hey" "Hello" ";)" and/or "loved ur profile" are the only things you put in the body of an e-mail sent to me.
-When we actually do start communicating, you suck every second of the conversation to talk about you, what your ex did to you, how you know everything, blah blah blah.
-You feel that the entire universe, to include God, should be at your summons.
-For some psychotic reason, those pictures taken of you 5 years ago, you know the ones where you are 5 years younger than you are now, are your posted pictures.
-The pictures that you do have posted are more of a progressive time line, beginning about 20 years ago and updated one picture for every 2-7 years.
-Think that plasma TV's has something to do with human blood.
-You judge things that you and your date will do based on what your ex did to you; or can't just get over the fact that he left you, or you him.
-For some strange and weird reason my profile offends you.
-If As The World Turns, Guiding Light, and Days of Our Lives get their plot ideas from your life.
-You speak/write in texting lingo, a lot. If so, AMF U SCB (I had to actually look these up to make this up).
-You have to ask me things that are already in my profile such as where I was born because you won't take the time to read, or can't read. If that's the case, you aren't understanding what I'm saying about you anyway.
-The pictures(s) that you do have posted are of possibly you and several of your female friends together in each picture, some of whom can fit the characteristics described in age, ethnicity and body type. In other words, I have to play "Guess which one I am!"
-If your precious dog Foo Foo has more real teeth than you do.
-You are considering running for the president of man-haters club, or currently serve in an official or ex-officio position.
-The only picture posted is one of an animal or nature or menu or ...
-You have more than one personality, been told you do by several people to include mental health official(s), or recognize it yourself, and then try to blame it on your astrological sign.
-You have more pictures of your feet and toes, than you do of yourself (aka your body). Or heck, for that matter, any pictures of just your feet and/or toes posted on your profile. What's up with that? That's just weird.
-Finally, at the height of your sense of fun, you feel that showing me your butterfly collection will somehow, and miraculously, woo me over, hmmmmmmmm.

If you believe in God, and I hope you do, then you accept Jesus Christ as His Holy Son and our Savior. This is a must (non-negotiable, do not understand those that don't believe). I try to live for Him. I don't go to church like I should but my Faith is solid.
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Blogger Commentary:
I actually kinda liked this guy's profile- It's an effing novel, but I found his list at the end to be humorous. The Born-Again-Christian plugs at the beginning at at the end were a bit much. I have nothing against his faith, I just think it's best to keep Jesus out of my profile. (I'll keep Him in my private life).

Now ask yourself WWJD (What Would Jesus Do). Jesus would click on every one of those slutty little advertisements all around this post! He helps those who help themselves right?