About Me:
look if you aren't what you say you are then don't bother me I wiil see through it quickly. if your pics are taken wile you were in high school and you no longer loo like that example ( like if you done had kids and blew up 50 lbs or have stretch marks that you could have avoided by simply getting off your fat lazy ass and getting some good lotion . that sh*tmakes me want to throw up . I don't like being shallow or mean but I've met some real pretty girls that were either , liars , stripers , flat out psychotic still have not met any one that is mature and successful enough to be around me with out being to jealous or insecure to get any more of my extrs time , I just moved up to Denver on the 1st of November 2012 , I really enjoy physical exercise , mma, boxing , eating any thing I can get my hand on . and wile we are on the subject of eating wink wink , eating at the Y is something I enjoy on a more personal note. a hole lot it really turns me on but you have to be very attractive and must take good care of yourself physically and medically must stay very clean another words .and if you are a stripper that is not a deal breaker , just cant be a ragging slut , and damn sure don't try to lie to me about being a stripper I will see right thru it as I have several time over the at least 12 years on the road / you all have the same issue mentally , and have at least 85 % of the same personality trait s but hey feel free to try to prove me wrong. I must warn you I can be very addicting physically and will have you wondering how I do that . oh yaw I've seen some of the douche bags that are suppose to be my competition im as real as it gets . no games no gimmicks I m the one in the pics , I don't drink often because of the fact that it is terrible for both mind body and soul . a women that is close to god is a very large plus , so im threw being a ***hole so if you like what you see and hear then lets grab some good food may ab beer or two . and go from their , I also like to snow board so that would be cool to . and if you don't want to meet up after a few phone conversations for stupid reasons I will block your number , and you profile I have face book under [REMOVED] if you want to authenticate that I am real that is cool just click on friends lol , most of all don't waste my time , other than that ,GO FISHIN HAHA ;]
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Blogger Commentary:
Wow this guy is something else! Did he just say: "eating at the Y is something I enjoy" for the uninitiated out there, that's a term used for the act of cunnilingus (I'll not explain further).
This guy makes himself out to be God's gift to women. -I think it may be the 'roids talken' there buddy. Judging by the way he writes (if you want to call it writing), He is a complete idiot, and is placing all his bets that his chiseled look will get him by. - Apparently he has lots of experiences with strippers since he purports to know the inner-workings of the stripper's mind. Perhaps strippers are who he needs to stick with, they seem to be on the same level mentally, as well as in the vanity dpt.
This blog is all about the unbelievably crazy, weird, and bizarre profiles I find on free Internet dating sites. Ladies and gentlemen- If you don’t want your face and profile description posted on this blog, THEN DON’T LIE! Don’t post inaccurate, unbelievable, laughable, stupid-ass photos of yourself or say crazy shit in your profile! If you do, you will make it onto this blog, and I will mock you unceasingly! With that being said- Let the fun begin!

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