This blog is all about the unbelievably crazy, weird, and bizarre profiles I find on free Internet dating sites. Ladies and gentlemen- If you don’t want your face and profile description posted on this blog, THEN DON’T LIE! Don’t post inaccurate, unbelievable, laughable, stupid-ass photos of yourself or say crazy shit in your profile! If you do, you will make it onto this blog, and I will mock you unceasingly! With that being said- Let the fun begin!
Monday, March 4, 2013
An Obvious Graduate Of "How To Win Friends And Influence People"
Headline: *Idgaf bout your opinion I pose 4 da camera ;).
About Me:
FIRST OFF : THIS FOR U DUMB DUDES WHO R SADDEN CAUSE I DON'T WANNA **** BUDDY LOL I DON'T CARE BOUT UR OUTLOOK ON MY DRESS IN MY PHOTOS, I DON'T STEP OUT ON THE STREETS LIKE THAT I ONLY POSE FOR THE CAMERA !!IT'S FRIGGIN SNOWING OUTSIDE I WALK RIUND THE HOUSE N SHORTS NOT OUTSIDE !!! DUMB ASS'S I SWEAR ... LOL
I DONT WANT ANY OF YALLS****! & If you come at me saying you wanna do this & that too me you will be IGNORED !
SECOND: I'm not looking for a **** buddy, I want to fellowship wit someone who's on my level .
THIRD:.If yous a broke dude & can't spend them dollars then kick rocks cause I'm high maintenance & deserves nothing bt the best...
Nickname [REMOVED] , I love pit bulls I'm twenty years old so I do occasionally like to go to the club & dance .
I listen gospel , hip hop & r&b soul music . I listen to some alternative music depending on the artists. Graduated from highsxhool in 2010 . I like to go to the movies hang out. & adore shopping .... I do like to smoke kush from time to time wt my ladies ... My career path is in the nursing field .Im looking for someone who wants ah serious relationship eventually . If your not about that life don't waste ur time cause I don't want YOUR****!
First Date:
Someone I can take n public to dinner & a movie .
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Blogger Commentary:
This girl is one hot mess! She goes from shouting in all caps, to her wanna-be gangsta' speak. He career path is in the nursing field? I need to get the name of what ever hospital or clinic she is working at - SO THAT I CAN AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS! The medical industry shouldn't trust her with a bottle of aspirin, let alone someones life!
She state's that she's a high maintenance girl, hold on to your wallets boys, this one's expensive! She admits that she likes to smoke Kush (weed). Last I checked her state still considers such a thing illegal, and I seriously doubt she has a glaucoma condition with a medical marijuana card.
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