This blog is all about the unbelievably crazy, weird, and bizarre profiles I find on free Internet dating sites. Ladies and gentlemen- If you don’t want your face and profile description posted on this blog, THEN DON’T LIE! Don’t post inaccurate, unbelievable, laughable, stupid-ass photos of yourself or say crazy shit in your profile! If you do, you will make it onto this blog, and I will mock you unceasingly! With that being said- Let the fun begin!
Friday, March 1, 2013
What You See Is What You Get -Seriously, THAT'S IT. Nothing More.
Stats:
Occasional smoker with athletic body type
Isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment
Intrests:
Snowboarding, Hunting, Gym, Working on my truck
About Me:
hi, my names [REMOVED] im 24 and in decent shape. i like going snowboarding, working on my truck and going out hunting. not much else really to say im pretty simple.
First Date:
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Blogger Commentary:
Ahhhh...what to say about this piece of work....It seems the deepest thing about this guy may be his muscle tone. I'm quite sure that his beer sitting in front of him may have more flavor than him.
So ladies, suit yourself up for a fabulous night of talking about rock-hard abs, the complex tastes of diet beer, about the size of his engine block, the shredding runs he had on his snowboard, the biggest moose he had EVER seen, and damnit, I woulda' bagged it if only it was moose hunting season! Oh yeah, and an endless stream of tasteless military humor.
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