Monday, March 18, 2013

I Treat Myself Like A Piece Of Meat- It's Probably How I'll Treat You Too



About Me:
Very Professional but also very laid back...not sweating the small stuff. Looking for an attractive woman who is sexy,confident,intelligent, self assured, strong, independent and likes to have fun...who btw is not opposed to romance and passion. Taking care of myself and staying in shape are important to me and should also be to her. I can be found at the gym 6 or 7 days a week also enjoy running 5K's. I am confident and comfortable in my own skin. Being on the beach is 1 of my favorite things. Physical attraction, chemistry and a sense of humor are a must. Love live bands and dancing so having some rhythm is helpful.

First Date:
Nothing serious maybe a drink some dancing....who knows take it from there
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Blogger Commentary:
This is this guy's ONE AND ONLY photo! Just a torso. WTF? Who does this? -Oh yeah, a self-absorbed masochist.

Ladies apparently all you get in this deal is a big slab of meat. Makes you think if he treats himself like a piece of meat (as pictured here), he likely will treat you the same way. If you are cool with this, then sign yourself up!

He doesn't show his face- perhaps if his torso is his best feature, he's probably hideous! I took the creative liberty of interpreting what his face looks like (given the region of America where he lives).

P.S. He says he is a banker. Can you say MOMMY MAKEOVER!!

ENJOY!!


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