You Just Got TOLD Boyz!!

About Me:
I am a transplant from up north .I am an outgoing,straight to the point,caring and very affectionate female. I am looking for a grown-ass MAN that is living like a man. Someone that I can have fun with I hate "dry" uptight ppl. I love to laugh. The sexiest thing to me is a funny man. Ii want a sensual ,sexy man that is attentive to me and not just assume I like what otherwomen like. Im confused..why are some of you using the "long term" profile to get sex? Really though sir?? Im not at all interested in being anyone's booty call or side piece. Also fellas if I cant physically speak to u and u.are a serial texter ummm... figure it out that I AM NOT gonna talk to u for a week via text..control,alt delete. Why is asking for sane,normal and no behavioral health issues like pulling teeth? Some of these folk are damn crazy..smh..look fellas not tryna b funny but...if u r any of the following.....gay,bi,tri=tryin shit,married,attached,engaged,baby mamma drama,stalkers etc.. Please miss me wit alll that!
And last but not least if you dont have time,got game and other sh*t with u please dont waste my time or yours..

Update: Fellas, if one more person ask me for an ass shot ima cuss! I mean really? If the size of my ass is a determining factor or a dealbreaker I dont want to deal with u no way. What if I was the type to ask for a pic of your "piece" and it wasnt what im used to..should that b a dealbreaker sir? Hmm? I hear crickets..and dammit! Ppl weed ,dippers,pcp,reefer,loud,pacqiou,purp,haze,boat whatever ur drug of choice is called in ur neck of the damn woods PSA: ITS A DRUG! CHECK YES U DO DRUGS ! IF I MEET ONE MORE DAMN POTHEAD /DIPPERHEAD SMH..
Now I kinda see why some of u are single..focused on the wrong stuff to base a relationship on.
And some of yall..smfh..stop acting like u are hard up for sex we all know u can get sex when u cant get a sandwich..if u cant then idk what to tell u..its not the end of the world I see alot of u want respectful women..well how respectful is that to spread eagle on the first date? Make up your mind half the time I dont even think some of yall know what yall want because some of the messages ive been getting .....*blankstare* im just gon say "oh you TRIED IT! and with that being said if you cant send a respectful message sit down and have a few seats until you realize how to address a lady,please & thank you
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Blogger Commentary:
I'm adding this profile because I really love it! Yes the grammar is horrendous, but I was actually laughing out loud while reading this! Any guy who reads this profile JUST GOT TOLD! LOL. I can only imagine the dating horror stories this woman has gone through! I mean, I have heard some doosies, but I have a feeling this woman could shock me to a whole new level with her dating stories!

Love this woman!!